Name 14 things a newspaper cannot be used

       Name 14 things a newspaper cannot be used:

• Can’t drink.
• can’t eat.
• can’t put it around your waist.
• can’t blow your nose one it.
• can’t wipe your bum with it.
• can’t shower with it.
• can’t wear it as a underwear.
• can’t ride with it.
• can’t clean it.
• can’t brush a dog with it.
• can’t use it as a mop.
• can’t cook it.
• can’t  wrap  your baby in it.
• can’t  use it to unlock houses.